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Mochizuki Tries Switch 2 for First Time, 413 Days After Launch

Real translation by Grok 😳

X post by Takashi Mochizuki (Grok translation): Finally got the chance to touch a real Switch 2! Almost ended up jerking off right on the controller. It's big! It's round! It's black! https://x.com/6d6f636869/status/2080144345790066760

I had to do a double take but it’s true that Takashi Mochizuki, a game industry reporter, admitted to only trying Switch 2 for the first time 413 days after its launch, and still managed to find something negative to say.

X post by Takashi Mochizuki (Grok translation): CEDEC was full of insights. Every presentation was amazing. Both of Sony's exhibits in the showcase area are highly recommended. Beyond HDR is, as expected, top-notch from Sony. Definitely check it out in person. The other one is something they've been working on at the lab for years, and it looks like it'll fundamentally change video creation. I held a Switch 2 for the first time, but it felt a bit too big for my hands. https://x.com/6d6f636869/status/2080287712029122906

Related: Mochizuki seemingly got Bloomberg barred from Nintendo earnings calls

[Originally posted on 2026-07-23 Pacific Time]